AnonyMouse

Fell in Love with Blog

I never would have thought it possible but when I wasn't looking I found my soul mate. She is updated daily and takes the piss out of celebrities in the most snarky way known in existence. *sigh*

Here is how we met...

DrunkenMouse: for the record: GREAT LINK: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/04/just_my_fug_1.html
DrunkenMouse: thanks for that
MadCat: lol
MadCat: it's one of my favorite sites
DrunkenMouse: omg. i love this site now
MadCat: i added the caption in the blog b/c my commenter seemed to think that was a photo of me
MadCat: and i was like....uhmmm
DrunkenMouse: it is organized by celeb
MadCat: that's not me. i wish. but no
DrunkenMouse: you don't wish
MadCat: yes
DrunkenMouse: she is evil
MadCat: like they blog daily, but then they categorize
MadCat: i like her
MadCat: she's interesting
DrunkenMouse: it's great! and Bai Ling is like 50 years old: http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/index.html
DrunkenMouse: FYI
MadCat: haha
MadCat: they're bai ling stuff is hysterical
DrunkenMouse: seriously. this site is my new best friend. we are going to do everything together
MadCat: yah!
MadCat: they're very mockatory
MadCat: in the best non-mean way
DrunkenMouse: seriously. i didnt know it was possible to fall in love with words
DrunkenMouse: i am smitten by the snark
MadCat: best quote ever

Starve a Cold...

While some of my friends do not believe me, through repeated testing, I am of the opinion that when one has a cold the best thing for it is beer. I had a nasty sore throat over the weekend that was averted by going out on a rainy Saturday night and boozing it up.

Mind you the process involved an upset stomach and the sore throat turned into a stuffed nose and cough, but the end results were my feeling hale and hearty by Monday.

This is How It Works -- Rock & Roll

Aside from having devoured the book, I finally decided to return my Netflix after five months and received a copy of The Rules of Attraction. Honestly, I really wanted to see the film for Shannyn Sossamon - I mean c'mon the lead character is that dood from Dawson's Creek.

Anyway, I thought both were a fairly accurate reflection of human courtship -- it's all bullshit.

The film focused more on the debauchery and hedonism that was only part of what the book emphasized,  which was that our "love" is mostly a one-sided collection of random events and when we are lucky it leads to something... good or bad.

There is no destiny involved in us copulating,  just desire and delusion. The film portrays this most accurately through the inner monologue of Sean Bateman.

Sean Bateman: I need to get some more pot. I'm running out. Then I need to get laid. Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? That Lara girl was kind of hot. I could bang her and feel good about it. But I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why? It would just ruin my illusion of her purity. Whoa, is that really what I want?
[pause]
Sean Bateman: I need to get laid.
[sniffs]
Sean Bateman: Then I need to get more pot.
Sean Bateman: I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. I wonder if she comes easily. Or at all. I won't go to a bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter. Hm, I'm hungry.

You won't believe how much my roommate enjoyed that scene.

Don't let that scare you ladies, all men do not think this way 100% of the time -- more like 90%. If you find a fella that thinks this way 70-50% of the time, you're doing okay -- and yes this goes for gay men as well. Also understand that in the midst of all that Id-Talk, Sean is focused on Lauren.

Men do love -- we're just idiots.

This City Smells Like Ass

What was going on yesterday? Everywhere that I went, I felt that I was proceeded by the smell of vomit and or shit. Seriously, I am a native and used to smells, but how can the entire city smell like a ripe hobo?

When I am mayor of this city I will employ the homeless of this city to clean it in trade for room and board.

The Stuff That You Miss

Dammity damn damn! I totally missed Regina Spektor at the Warsaw. It was just last week and had I checked her site a little sooner I totally would have caught that show.

She's pretty damn awesome and every time I hear Sailor Song, I have to sing along.

Mary Ann's a bitch! Mary Ann's a biiiatch! Mary Ann's a beeyaaaiiiiiitch!"

Anyway, Mouse is quite sad that I missed her show because she won't be playing in New York for some time, as far as I know. Well, I added her to the friend list on MySpace.

Hopefully that will keep me in the loop.

Can You Fucking Hear Me Now?!

Much like with Apple, I am obsessed with Google and all the goodness they release on the masses.  They are generally progressive unlike my fucking piece of shite-pie mobile service, Verizon.

Verizon is always behind the times in terms of new tech. which is why I did not want to go with them in the first place. They have great service, but all their phones run on coal or steam so when Google offers the ability to send directions to every single phone except Verizon -- well that just pisses this Mouse off.

Respectfully Lazy

I have been on a serious music tour as of late in that I an listening to a lot of it. It's no secret that I love Gorillaz and just added them to the friend's list on MySpace -- yeah I know, I am a mouse not a teenage girl. Anyway, doing so led me to an awesome image gallery with all the pics of the band. Nice Nice.

My life has changed a bit in that for the first time, I am debating whether to spend my tax return on an XBox 360 or an iPod HiFi. Music has become more and more my interest. Who knew?

I have spent the better part of the day sitting by my bay widows, reading comic books, listening to my favorite music and enjoying the fresh air and sun. It has been successfully brilliant and would be even better if I had a big, comfy, reading chair to sit in.

Bad Ass Clark

I just got back from seeing one of my favorite bands, Morningwood with Woodchuck and as is often the case when I see a live show, saw the most kick ass opening act -- Action Action.

These kids fucking ROCK!

Most especially their bassist Clark, aka Bad Ass Clark, who I met and is is keen on tossing said bass in the air and catching it whilst playing. Be careful bro, that is how Kurt Cobain's guitarist assed out on TV.

Morningwood was of course the shit and I discovered that Chantal is the absolute twin of Chica. They are the same person -- it's scary.

The Sounds headlined and rocked the fuck out of the place. Good choice on tourmates ya'll -- for reals!

Givin'em Boobs Just Makes'em More Dangerous

I should stop saying that I hate and fear all robots. I loved the Transformers, but they were wee little toys based on a cartoon and did not have the ability to act on their own. Even it they did, they were small enough to be smashed should they get out of pocket.

I dig the bots that Kyoto University's RoboGarage have been creating because they look like awesome Japanese anime-like fun. However, I think this is as far as humanoid robots should go; a foot tall and easily smashed.

Certainly do not make them feminine/sexy to fulfill your robo-porn fantasies, because that is how they will get you. This is the first stop to robo-hoes that will crash on Windows 3000 and go on a killing spree, yanking off male genitalia and wearing it around their necks.

Bots of this size can get you a beer and keep the place clean. Hell they should even wrestle other robots for energy, but don't allow them to hit with sticks or anything remotely violent.

See the FT here smelling a flower with a non-existent nose? That's right, hobble them like R2-D2 and you will not become a battery.

Better Safe Than Sorry

Jennie SMASH!: i got maybe the funniest comment ever on my blog just now
Jennie SMASH!: check out the first post
DrunkenMouse: ok
DrunkenMouse: oh lordy
DrunkenMouse: that is anal
DrunkenMouse: wait is the one at the top the first or the one at the bottom?
Jennie SMASH!: the one at the bottom
DrunkenMouse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DrunkenMouse: OMFG
DrunkenMouse: that is HYSTERICAL!
Jennie SMASH!: i know
Jennie SMASH!: i want to marry that person
DrunkenMouse: how about you just marry the comment? because this person is either clever or crazy and much more likely the latter.
Jennie SMASH!: ok, good point