AnonyMouse

Better Safe Than Sorry

Jennie SMASH!: i got maybe the funniest comment ever on my blog just now
Jennie SMASH!: check out the first post
DrunkenMouse: ok
DrunkenMouse: oh lordy
DrunkenMouse: that is anal
DrunkenMouse: wait is the one at the top the first or the one at the bottom?
Jennie SMASH!: the one at the bottom
DrunkenMouse: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DrunkenMouse: OMFG
DrunkenMouse: that is HYSTERICAL!
Jennie SMASH!: i know
Jennie SMASH!: i want to marry that person
DrunkenMouse: how about you just marry the comment? because this person is either clever or crazy and much more likely the latter.
Jennie SMASH!: ok, good point

How To Shoot Coffee Out of Your Nose

Squirrel! Now you done done it!

Even if you don't know the commercial or play games...

This is so funny it caused me to have an accident during breakfast this morning.

It Started Out Funny

People love to send each oher humorous stuff during the work day and today I got a little gem called Hipster Bingo. I love taking the piss out of all the fashionistas that plauge Bedford Ave in their expensive, poor kids clothes -- the irony is never lost on me.

Though as I looked through all many squares of cliche, I began to realized that I in fact owned an ironic trucker hat, hoodie, old school Pumas and a tight sweater... apparently, I am a hipster.

Well, even if i appreciate the clothing, I still refuse the lifestyle. I'll never visit Billyburg for anything less than a good friend's show or a really good happy hour. I don't need to be on the scene and this blog is my art.

So I still lord my superiority over the cool kids with pride because there are so many of you now, it's like a cult.